A funny, poo-themed Christmas featuring a bold, hand-drawn phrase "SANTA'S BEEN!" in large teal lettering against a pale blue background. Beneath the text is a humorous pile of brown and gold soil-like mounds (or POO to you and me!), accompanied by the handwritten reaction, "Ohhh no... SANTA!!", suggesting that Santa has already left his mark in a cheeky, unexpected way (although how unexpected that should actually be, given his diet is port, mince pies and Christmas cake, I'll leave up to you!).
The illustration has a lighthearted, cartoon style with a simple colour palette and an amusing, slightly mischievous holiday feel. It is ideal for anyone who enjoys witty seasonal artwork with a quirky twist on Christmas tradition.
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
I've been drawing weirdness with pencils and crayons since the days of Tony Hart - only really old people will get this reference. After graduating from Loughborough University in 2000 (see the 'old' part) with a first-class degree in illustration, I did what every creative does and went straight into minimum-wage retail work. I worked in lots of greeting card shops, and the designs on the cards inspired me to create a humorous and contemporary collection of designs, specifically for people who are tired of seeing capybara, sloths and unicorns, and also for those who are physically sick at the thought of puns.
I live in Nottingham with my partner, Ben, and our three cats, Edna, Ozzy, and Olive. I love eating and not leaving the house. Through grit, talent, and dogged determination, I went from minimum-wage to half the minimum wage in 15 years. I'm hoping my inspirational story might help steer someone from illustration to, I dunno, maybe plumbing?