A minimalist illustrated design with three hand-drawn speech bubbles stacked vertically against a soft grey-blue background. The simple, conversational wording creates a dry, understated sense of humour, with each bubble repeating the same reassuring phrase in a slightly different way.
The overall style is calm, contemporary and expressive, using loose sketch-like linework and plenty of negative space to let the message take centre stage. It has a light, witty feel that works well for situations where someone is pretending everything is under control, even when it clearly is not.
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I've been drawing weirdness with pencils and crayons since the days of Tony Hart - only really old people will get this reference. After graduating from Loughborough University in 2000 (see the 'old' part) with a first-class degree in illustration, I did what every creative does and went straight into minimum-wage retail work. I worked in lots of greeting card shops, and the designs on the cards inspired me to create a humorous and contemporary collection of designs, specifically for the people who don't want to see 100 identical capybara cards, and also for those who are physically sick at the thought of puns.
I've been creating weird cards since 2017, and there's still no stopping me. I live in Nottingham with my partner, Ben, and our three cats, Edna, Ozzy, and Olive. I love eating and not leaving the house. Through grit, talent, and dogged determination, I went from earning the minimum-wage to earning half the minimum wage in 12 years. I'm hoping my inspirational story might help steer someone from illustration to, I dunno, maybe plumbing?