I'm Not Fat, I'm Cuddly!
by Banter King
A charming, tongue-in-cheek Valentine's illustration that pairs humour with affection. A roly‑poly cat, dressed as Cupid with tiny wings and a bow, clutches a heart inscribed "I'm not fat, I'm cuddly!" while two small mice nuzzle a block of cheese below, one remarking "He got a point..." The composition balances playful character design with clear, hand‑drawn typography, making the message instantly readable and memorable.
Perfect for anyone who appreciates lighthearted romance, the artwork blends soft pastel tones and a warm cream background for a friendly, approachable feel. The scene captures a witty, affectionate sentiment-ideal for sending to a partner, friend or someone with a good sense of humour-without losing the sweet spirit of Valentine's Day.
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
Banter King
James Greenwood
Banter King cards is based in North Yorkshire, England and is owned by James Greenwood. James is a self-taught graphic designer and has been designing cards since 2017.