Glad You're Nowhere Near
$8.95 AUD
by The Curious Pancake
A playful winter-themed design featuring a small snowman in the foreground with a soft-focus mountain backdrop and a clear blue sky. The humorous message adds a light, affectionate feel, making it ideal for sending warm thoughts with a touch of seasonal wit. "At this special time of year, I'm so glad you're nowhere near." Perfect for siblings and those who can take a gentle bit of ribbing!
The clean typography and calm palette give the image a modern, uplifting look, while the snowy scene brings in a cosy cold-weather atmosphere. It's a cheerful choice for someone who appreciates gentle humour and scenic simplicity.
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Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price Includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
The Curious Pancake
Claire Senior
I've been drawing weirdness with pencils and crayons since the days of Tony Hart - only really old people will get this reference. After graduating from Loughborough University in 2000 (see the 'old' part) with a first-class degree in illustration, I did what every creative does and went straight into minimum-wage retail work. I worked in lots of greeting card shops, and the designs on the cards inspired me to create a humorous and contemporary collection of designs, specifically for people who are tired of seeing capybara, sloths and unicorns, and also for those who are physically sick at the thought of puns.
I live in Nottingham with my partner, Ben, and our three cats, Edna, Ozzy, and Olive. I love eating and not leaving the house. Through grit, talent, and dogged determination, I went from minimum-wage to half the minimum wage in 15 years. I'm hoping my inspirational story might help steer someone from illustration to, I dunno, maybe plumbing?