I'd Write Something Romantic

A bold, tongue-in-cheek anniversary design that puts humour front and centre. Large, confident lettering reads: "I'd write something romantic but we both know that's just not us," followed by a cheerful "Happy Anniversary." The striking red type sits against a soft pink field, creating an immediate visual contrast that underlines the playful sentiment.

This card is ideal for couples who share a relaxed, witty rapport and prefer to mark their relationship with honesty and laughter rather than traditional sentimentality. The tone is warm and affectionate without being saccharine, making it suitable for long-term partners who appreciate a little self-aware humour.

Clean, contemporary typography and a minimal layout make the message easy to read and instantly relatable. Whether you're celebrating a first year or many years together, this design offers a stylish, modern way to say congratulations with a knowing smile.