A cute hand-drawn Christmas illustration featuring a smiling tree in a pot, decorated with simple baubles and a star topper. The design includes humorous text about Christmas trees taking six to eight years to mature, and the Christmas tree is confirming its immaturity by shouting "BUMS and WILLIES". It's not a subtle joke. Bums and willies are funny though, right?
With its soft pastel background, bold outline style and cheerful festive details, this artwork has a charming human-made quality, because AI is the devil's work. It is ideal for anyone who enjoys witty Christmas humour with a simple, whimsical aesthetic. Or for anyone who loves shouting BUMS AND WILLIES!
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
I've been drawing weirdness with pencils and crayons since the days of Tony Hart - only really old people will get this reference. After graduating from Loughborough University in 2000 (see the 'old' part) with a first-class degree in illustration, I did what every creative does and went straight into minimum-wage retail work. I worked in lots of greeting card shops, and the designs on the cards inspired me to create a humorous and contemporary collection of designs, specifically for people who are tired of seeing capybara, sloths and unicorns, and also for those who are physically sick at the thought of puns.
I live in Nottingham with my partner, Ben, and our three cats, Edna, Ozzy, and Olive. I love eating and not leaving the house. Through grit, talent, and dogged determination, I went from minimum-wage to half the minimum wage in 15 years. I'm hoping my inspirational story might help steer someone from illustration to, I dunno, maybe plumbing?