Your Gonk Collection
$6.51 CAD
by The Curious Pancake
A funny Christmas card featuring bold typography set against a warm peach background. The stacked message "Your Gonk Collection Sucks" creates a striking, contemporary look with a playful, shouty vibe!
I mean, come on... who's buying all the GONKS?! Their weird, eyeless faces, their ubiquitous presence at ALL major holiday events - it has to stop! Tell someone how much you hate their weird, expanding collection of psycho gnomes this Christmas, and let's end the landfill!
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Price Includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
The Curious Pancake
Claire Senior
I've been drawing weirdness with pencils and crayons since the days of Tony Hart - only really old people will get this reference. After graduating from Loughborough University in 2000 (see the 'old' part) with a first-class degree in illustration, I did what every creative does and went straight into minimum-wage retail work. I worked in lots of greeting card shops, and the designs on the cards inspired me to create a humorous and contemporary collection of designs, specifically for people who are tired of seeing capybara, sloths and unicorns, and also for those who are physically sick at the thought of puns.
I live in Nottingham with my partner, Ben, and our three cats, Edna, Ozzy, and Olive. I love eating and not leaving the house. Through grit, talent, and dogged determination, I went from minimum-wage to half the minimum wage in 15 years. I'm hoping my inspirational story might help steer someone from illustration to, I dunno, maybe plumbing?