How nice for you... you absolute TRAITOR

This striking farewell design pairs deadpan humour with bold, contemporary illustration. A round, grumpy black cat stands centre stage against a pale cream background, its yellow eyes fixed in a look of utter betrayal. Above the feline, a large speech bubble delivers the line: "Oh you're leaving? How nice for you... you absolute fucking TRAITOR." The confident typography and clean artwork create an immediate, jokey impact that's perfect for sending to a colleague, friend or housemate with a sharp sense of humour.

Ideal for anyone who appreciates sarcastic wit, the card's playful confrontation reads as tongue-in-cheek rather than hostile - a dramatic, affectionate send-off for someone moving on. The artwork balances cute character design with a strong, sassy message, making it suitable for workplace farewells, leaving dos, or any occasion where a laugh and a mock betrayal are in order.

Rendered in a simple, modern style with bold outlines and flat colour areas, this design emphasises personality and attitude. It's an attention-grabbing choice for those who like cards with character and a mischievous edge, particularly where informal, irreverent humour is welcome.