The Only Package I've Got for Your Birthday

Make their birthday unforgettable with this cheeky, playful greeting card. The image features a bold and humorous illustration of a present styled to resemble a phallic symbol, complete with heart patterns and neatly tied bows. The punchy message beneath reads: 'The only package I've got you for your birthday is mine,' perfect for someone with a good sense of humour who appreciates a little adult innuendo.

Ideal for giving to a partner, spouse, or close friend who enjoys a laugh, this design uses vibrant reds and pinks set against a soft pastel background, making it both eye-catching and lightheartedly risqué. Whether you're celebrating a relationship milestone or just keeping things lively, this card is sure to spark a smile (or a giggle) and stand out from traditional, run-of-the-mill birthday greetings.