You Know You're Getting Old

Bright, playful and unapologetically cheeky, this illustrated greeting showcases an anthropomorphic tabby cat clutching its lower back beneath the bold caption: "you know you're getting old when you put your back out slut dropping." The artwork blends a retro-inspired, striped pastel background with hand-drawn motifs - hearts, stars and smiling flowers - to create a fun, eye-catching design that balances humour with charm.

Perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humour, this card pairs colourful, cartoon-style illustration with a punchy, relatable line about the realities of ageing. The overall tone is light-hearted and irreverent, making it a memorable choice for birthdays or any occasion when you want to make a friend laugh with a bit of adult humour.