Hey. You've aged.
by Odd Noodle
A quietly cheeky card featuring minimal typography and a small, hand-drawn axolotl floating on a muted purple field. The line "hey. You've aged." sits front and centre, delivered plainly and without ceremony. A tiny afterthought at the bottom - "successfully" - completes the sentiment with restrained, affectionate sarcasm.
Designed for people who prefer their birthday wishes calm and slightly unhinged, this contemporary greeting keeps things simple. No balloons. No shouting. Just a factual observation, gently framed.
Subtle, modern and mildly confrontational in the nicest possible way - an elegant way to acknowledge another year without pretending it hasn't happened.
Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
Odd Noodle
Craig Miller
I'm Craig, a UK-based graphic designer and illustrator working under the name Odd Noodle. My background in graphic design shapes my approach - clean linework, restrained colour palettes and simple typography.
I focus mainly on character-led illustration, using soft shapes and muted tones to create work that feels calm, considered and offbeat, and there's often a quietly unhinged undercurrent beneath the surface.