Today Is All About You

A bold, modern typographic design that puts the message front and centre. Large, hand‑lettered cream lettering sits against a vivid blue background, stacked to read "TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU" with a smaller, cheeky subtitle that bluntly declares "ATTENTION WHORE". The strong contrast and confident layout make the sentiment impossible to miss, delivering its playful insult with clarity and punch.

Perfect for a recipient with a sharp sense of humour, this design works as a tongue‑in‑cheek birthday greeting or a playful nudge for a friend who loves the limelight. The restrained colour palette and contemporary type treatment keep the look fresh and uncomplicated while emphasising the sarcastic tone.

Best suited to close friends or colleagues who appreciate brash, irreverent humour - this is not for every occasion, but it will land brilliantly with anyone who enjoys a riotous, no‑nonsense joke. Use with caution and a clear understanding of the recipient's taste in humour.