None Of Them Work - Funny Retirement

A witty retirement greeting that delivers its punchline with bold, playful typography. The card reads: "I Was Gonna Tell A Joke About Retired People But None Of Them Work," set beneath a small red star for a touch of cheeky character. The straightforward layout keeps the focus on the joke, making the sentiment instantly clear and memorable.

Perfect for sending to a colleague, friend or family member as they head into retirement, this design strikes a lighthearted tone that is both affectionate and irreverent. It works well for workplace farewells, retirement gatherings or simply to bring a smile to someone enjoying their newfound free time.

With a modern, uncomplicated aesthetic, this greeting is ideal for anyone who appreciates dry humour and clever wording. It's an easy choice when you want to acknowledge a milestone with warmth and a good-natured laugh.