The Drinks Are Not Complimentary
The Drinks Are Not Complimentary

The Drinks Are Not Complimentary
£3.15 GBP

by Running With Scissors

A witty black-and-white illustration that captures a cheeky moment of social satire. Five champagne flutes, anthropomorphised with simple, expressive faces, stand on a waiter's tray and exchange barbed one-liners - "You smell like cabbage!", "That top doesn't suit you" and "Your hair looks stupid" - above a small tent card that reads "PLEASE NOTE THE DRINKS ARE NOT COMPLIMENTARY." The drawing's restrained palette and hand-drawn linework give the scene a refined, editorial feel while the humour remains delightfully biting.

Ideal for anyone with a dry sense of humour, this design works for many light-hearted occasions and social celebrations. It balances sophistication and irreverence, making it suited to recipients who appreciate clever, tongue-in-cheek commentary rather than sentimental messages. The playful contrast between the elegant glassware and rude remarks makes this image memorable and distinctive.

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  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

About the Artist

Running With Scissors

Steven McFee

After 10 years working in fashion and gifting, I have finally developed my own range to bring a bit of my own stupid humour to the general public!