Santa Wants a Pornstar Martini

by Laura Lonsdale Designs

Bright, tongue-in-cheek and undeniably festive, this illustrated greeting piece pairs a cheeky message with bold, playful artwork. Set against a warm red background, a hand holding a frothy Pornstar Martini takes centre stage, complemented by whimsical star sparkles and hand-lettered type that reads: "forget milk and cookies.... Santa wants a Pornstar Martini." The design blends modern illustration with retro typography for a stylish, contemporary look.

Ideal for adult gatherings and those who appreciate humour with their holiday wishes, this card suits friends, partners or anyone who enjoys a cheeky twist on classic Christmas motifs. The vibrant palette of red, pink and orange ensures it stands out among seasonal greetings, while the polished layout and clear message make it a memorable, giftable choice.

£3.58 GBP

Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

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About the Artist

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Laura Lonsdale

I live in Lancashire with my husband, our little IVF miracle Penelope May, and our guinea pig Winnie. I started designing only 2 years ago after a long struggle to have our family. After struggling with anxiety I found designing cards really helped me relax and unwind. Fast forward two years and I’m now lucky enough to design for some of the biggest online card retailers and run my own design business from home!

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