Ageing Like Someone with Kids

Bright, cheerful and a little cheeky, this greeting design pairs hand-drawn typography with a retro floral checkerboard for an instantly uplifting look. A large, playful headline starts with the familiar phrase "ageing like a fine wine," but the words "a fine wine" are crossed out and replaced with "someone with kids," creating a witty, relatable twist. Soft peach, pink and white blooms sit against alternating pastel blocks, giving the artwork a warm, contemporary feel.

Ideal for anyone who appreciates humour and honesty, this card is a lighthearted way to mark a birthday or milestone for parents and guardians. The tone is affectionate rather than stinging, making it suitable for close friends, family members and anyone who'd appreciate a laugh about the realities of parenthood. The bold lettering and whimsical background make the message immediately clear and memorable.