I'm Not Sending This From Prison

A delightfully cheeky birthday greeting aimed squarely at Mum, this design uses bold, hand-lettered typography to deliver a playful punchline. The word "MUM" is highlighted in pink, while the remainder of the message is presented in tall, friendly black lettering that fills the centre of the page. A small red heart beneath the text adds a warm, affectionate finish to the tongue-in-cheek sentiment.

The copy reads with confident humour: "Mum, I may not be perfect but at least I'm not sending you this card from prison (Happy Birthday)." It balances mischievous self-deprecation with clear affection, making it ideal for anyone who enjoys lighthearted banter with their mother. The overall aesthetic is clean and contemporary, allowing the message to take centre stage without distraction.

Suitable for a wide range of relationships where playful teasing is appreciated, this piece is simple, modern and instantly readable. Its straightforward layout and humorous message make it an engaging choice for those who want to bring a smile to Mum's face on her birthday.