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The Sweary Card Co
Intact Vagina New Baby Card
Intact Vagina New Baby Card

Intact Vagina New Baby Card

by The Sweary Card Co

Don't have kids? Bestie just given birth to a bundle of joy and poop? Send your friend this hilarious New Baby card, but beware, there's a greater chance of them peeing themselves laughing now!

$4.95 USD

Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

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About the Artist

The Sweary Card Co

The Sweary Card Co

Hayley

Hey, I'm Hayley - the human behind The Sweary Card Co. I used to work in corporate insurance and got banned from buying the office birthday cards because they were always "too sweary". So I had a well timed mental breakdown, fucked it all off and started a card publishing company that specialises in "too sweary" cards. That was 4 years ago and since then I've had my cards and wares stocked in stores across the world, and I design them all from my dungeon office* on top of a mountain in the Welsh Valleys. Browse my cards and have a laugh, I swear you're in for a treat.

*It's a basement without windows, please do not call the Netflix documentary folks... yet.

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