You Live Too Fucking Far Away

A striking typographic design that says exactly what it means: "YOU LIVE TOO FUCKING FAR AWAY". Set in cream-coloured, stacked lettering against a bold red field, the composition uses scale and negative space to deliver a candid, humorous message with instant impact. The plain, confident typeface and central alignment make the sentiment impossible to ignore, while the saturated background heightens the emotion behind the words.

Perfect for letting someone know they're missed in an irreverent, laugh-out-loud way, this design suits friends, partners or family members who appreciate blunt honesty and a touch of sarcasm. It's ideal when distance has become a running joke between two people - a frank, affectionate reminder that you'd rather be closer.

Please note the design contains strong language and is intended for recipients who will appreciate a bold, adult sense of humour. Use this message when you want to combine warmth with a no-nonsense, contemporary tone that cuts through the usual platitudes.