You're Boring

Bold, playful typography delivers a cheeky message with unmistakable confidence. The design states, in clear black lettering against a clean white background: "I was going to get you a funny birthday card but you're boring." It's a minimalist statement piece that uses humour to make an impression.

Ideal for friends, colleagues or anyone who appreciates a tongue-in-cheek approach to celebration, this piece balances blunt honesty with light-hearted fun. The large, rounded letterforms and generous spacing make the sentiment readable at a glance, while the straightforward layout keeps the humour front and centre.

Perfect for those who enjoy sarcastic banter, this greeting is a modern, contemporary choice for birthdays. It's a great way to send a memorable, amusing message to someone with a dry sense of humour or a love of witty, typographic design.