Sexometer: Chance of Valentine's Day Sex

Bold, playful and unapologetically cheeky, this design uses a retro meter graphic to deliver a humorous take on Valentine's Day expectations. The semicircular gauge moves from 'Low' through 'Medium', 'Very Likely' and 'High' to a bright red 'Extreme' zone, while a jaunty arrow points to the top end - making the joke immediate and unmistakable.

Clean typography and a minimalist layout keep the focus on the gag, making it ideal for anyone with a sense of humour about romance and intimacy. The clear messaging and colourful arc create an eye-catching, lighthearted image that works well for romantic partners or close friends who appreciate bold, adult humour.