I Would Be More Excited About Christmas

A bold, tongue-in-cheek festive greeting rendered in striking white hand-lettered type against a deep red background. The cheeky sentiment - "I would be more excited about Christmas if I didn't have to spend it with you lot." - is presented in a playful, chunky font that makes the message immediately readable and perfect for those who prefer humour over sentimentality.

Ideal for Secret Santa swaps, office parties or friends with a sharp sense of humour, this design balances festive colours with a snarky message. The card's simple, modern typographic layout ensures the joke takes centre stage, making it a memorable choice for anyone who enjoys novelty, sarcasm and British-style banter.