Hey. You've aged.

Hey. You've aged.

by Odd Noodle

A minimal birthday greeting card featuring the line:


"hey.

You've aged."


A small axolotl floats nearby, quietly observing the situation.

At the bottom, a final note appears:


"successfully."


Simple, modern and gently absurd, this design is perfect for birthday wishes that favour understatement over celebration.


Ideal for friends, partners or family members who appreciate dry humour and calm, contemporary design.


No balloons.

No shouting.


Just acknowledgement.

$4.95 USD

Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

About the Artist

Odd Noodle

Craig Miller

I'm Craig, a UK-based graphic designer and illustrator working under the name Odd Noodle. My background in graphic design shapes my approach - clean linework, restrained colour palettes and simple typography.

I focus mainly on character-led illustration, using soft shapes and muted tones to create work that feels calm, considered and offbeat, and there's often a quietly unhinged undercurrent beneath the surface.

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