F*ck. How Are You 70 Already?!
by Lucy Maggie Designs
A bold, unapologetic design that announces a milestone with a grin. Set on a vivid orange field, oversized yellow lettering and a large, graphic "70" dominate the layout while colourful starburst shapes stand in for censored letters, creating a playful yet punchy typographic statement.
Perfect for someone with a sharp sense of humour, this design balances cheeky language with eye-catching colour and composition. It's aimed squarely at adults celebrating a 70th birthday and works well for friends and family who want to mark the occasion with a laugh rather than a traditional greeting.
Contemporary and confident, the piece uses simple, hand-drawn typography and bright accents to make an immediate impact. It's a memorable, fun way to acknowledge a major milestone and adds personality wherever it's displayed.
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.