You're the Only Goose I'd Let Near My Balls
by Sundiva Designs
A playful and distinctly cheeky illustration featuring two white geese on a vivid green background, framed by a soft heart motif. One goose lines up a golf ball while the other watches, beads and all, as the witty caption beneath reads: "You're the only goose I'd let near my balls." The artwork balances innocent animal charm with adult humour, making it memorable and attention-grabbing without being crude.
Perfect for couples with a mischievous sense of fun, this image works brilliantly as a romantic or Valentine-themed message with a twist. The clean, cartoon-style drawing and bold use of colour ensure the joke lands immediately, while the gentle expressions on the geese keep the tone affectionate rather than abrasive. Ideal for anyone wanting to deliver a light-hearted, flirtatious sentiment with personality.
Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
Sundiva Designs
Diva
Funny, bold and relatable cards inspired by pop culture and real life. Created to make people laugh and feel seen - bringing joy to everyone!