F*ck. How Are You 70 Already?!

F*ck. How Are You 70 Already?!

by Lucy Maggie Designs

A bold, unapologetic design that announces a milestone with a grin. Set on a vivid orange field, oversized yellow lettering and a large, graphic "70" dominate the layout while colourful starburst shapes stand in for censored letters, creating a playful yet punchy typographic statement.

Perfect for someone with a sharp sense of humour, this design balances cheeky language with eye-catching colour and composition. It's aimed squarely at adults celebrating a 70th birthday and works well for friends and family who want to mark the occasion with a laugh rather than a traditional greeting.

Contemporary and confident, the piece uses simple, hand-drawn typography and bright accents to make an immediate impact. It's a memorable, fun way to acknowledge a major milestone and adds personality wherever it's displayed.

$6.74 CAD

Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

About the Artist

Lucy Maggie Designs

Lucy Nicholson

Lucy Maggie Designs specialises in colourful greetings cards with a playful edge. My designs are inspired by current trends and popular culture, and characterised by a vibrant colour palette and bold illustrative style that really helps them stand out on the shelf. I like to help people say how they really feel, whilst appealing to their sense of humour and character.

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