Old as F**
by Laura Lonsdale Designs
A playful and humorous design featuring a sleepy-looking tortoise with a painted, cartoon style and the cheeky caption "Old as f**" above it. The artwork uses a bright sky-blue background and bold yellow lettering with a contrasting shadow effect, giving it a lively retro feel.
The tortoise is illustrated with a calm, expressive face and detailed shell, making the image feel both funny and characterful. It is well suited to light-hearted occasions where a bit of teasing humour is appropriate.
$6.51 CAD
Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
Laura Lonsdale Designs
Laura Lonsdale
I live in Lancashire with my husband, our little IVF miracle Penelope May, and our guinea pig Winnie. I started designing only 2 years ago after a long struggle to have our family. After struggling with anxiety I found designing cards really helped me relax and unwind. Fast forward two years and I’m now lucky enough to design for some of the biggest online card retailers and run my own design business from home!