You're Officially a Fossil
by Banter King
A tongue-in-cheek birthday greeting with bold, playful typography and a cheeky message: "Happy Birthday - You're so old... You're officially a fossil." The design pairs tall, hand-lettered type with a simple, hand-drawn fossil illustration to deliver humour in a clean, contemporary way.
Ideal for anyone with a sharp sense of humour, this design is perfect for friends and family who appreciate a light-hearted roast. The straightforward layout and confident lettering make the message instantly readable, while the dinosaur skeleton motif adds a fun, thematic flourish that completes the gag without overwhelming the composition.
Price includes free postage to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.
Price includes
- Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
- A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
- The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.
Card Details
- Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
- Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
- Stock may vary by region and availability.
About the Artist
Banter King
James Greenwood
Banter King cards is based in North Yorkshire, England and is owned by James Greenwood. James is a self-taught graphic designer and has been designing cards since 2017.