Stop Being So Fucking Hot and Living So Far Away

Stop Being So Fucking Hot and Living So Far Away

by Sundiva Designs

A bold, unapologetic design that gets straight to the point. Bright red fills the background while oversized, hand-lettered white type delivers the line: "STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOT AND LIVING SO FAR AWAY." The layout is modern and typographic, using large, confident lettering to give the sentiment a playful, in-your-face energy.

Perfect for anyone you miss - whether it's a long-distance partner, a crush who's moved away, or a cheeky message for someone who's simply too attractive to be so far out of reach. The tone is flirty and humorous, balancing affection with a tongue-in-cheek edge that makes the sentiment feel personal and immediate.

This piece works well when you want to send a direct, lighthearted message that mixes romance with a wink of attitude. It's contemporary in style and ideal for occasions when you want to express longing with personality rather than sentimentality.

$7.25 AUD

Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

About the Artist

Sundiva Designs

Diva

Funny, bold and relatable cards inspired by pop culture and real life. Created to make people laugh and feel seen - bringing joy to everyone!


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