Happy Birthday, You Fucking Fossil!

by Pink Peach Cards

Make someone's milestone birthday unforgettable with this cheeky, tongue-in-cheek greeting card. Featuring a cartoon gravestone with the words 'Here Lies Your Youth' inscribed, and a skeletal hand giving the middle finger from beyond the grave, this design pokes fun at ageing with bold humour. Set against a bright and playful outdoor scene, mossy gravestone and vivid clouds offer a comic contrast to the sharp wit of the message.

Perfect for friends or family who appreciate a good laugh and don't take birthdays too seriously, this card mixes morbid humour with vibrant colour and style. Whether you're celebrating a big birthday or simply enjoying a bit of playful banter, this uniquely rude design delivers your message with a punch.

Printed on high-quality stock, this humorous greeting will stand out on the mantelpiece. Ideal for those with a wicked sense of humour, especially for anyone brave enough to laugh at the passage of time.

$6.45 AUD

Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

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About the Artist

Pink Peach Cards

Tia

I love creating fun and quirky designs that you cannot find anywhere else. I love using bold and bright colours and putting smiles on everyones faces!

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