Not Saying You're Old... - Happy Birthday

Not Saying You're Old... - Happy Birthday

by Laura Lonsdale Designs

This bright and playful greeting features a bold, hand-drawn pink speech-shape set against a sky-blue background, framed by illustrated wedges of steaming, mould-speckled cheese. Whimsical, rounded typography delivers the cheeky message: "Not saying you're old... but if you were a cheese you'd be a reeaallly stinky one." The overall aesthetic is contemporary and cartoon-like, with a lighthearted, humorous tone that's clear at a glance.

Ideal for anyone with a taste for sarcastic humour, this design is perfect for a friend or family member who appreciates a bit of teasing on their birthday. The imagery and phrasing make it an affectionate roast rather than a mean-spirited jab, making it suitable for a playful celebration where laughs are the aim.

$7.25 AUD

Comparison price excludes free shipping to the US, UK, Canada, Australia and most of Europe.

Price includes

  • Free postage within Australia, Canada, the UK, US & most of Europe.
  • A real stamp affixed to a beautiful kraft envelope.
  • The recipient's address written in the same style as the writing in your card.

Card Details

  • Card size: 125 x 175mm / 5 x 7″
  • Printed on environmentally friendly 320gsm, uncoated card stock.
  • Stock may vary by region and availability.

About the Artist

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Laura Lonsdale

I live in Lancashire with my husband, our little IVF miracle Penelope May, and our guinea pig Winnie. I started designing only 2 years ago after a long struggle to have our family. After struggling with anxiety I found designing cards really helped me relax and unwind. Fast forward two years and I’m now lucky enough to design for some of the biggest online card retailers and run my own design business from home!

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